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I made my way to the Gulp. The Gulp was a sick festering Mud-hole where the despising mucus lay. In this disgusting mess of strange puss. Evolved the god awful Mud Puppy. "The offspring of Satan himself" quoted the local people. The Mud Puppy is a strange breed, It's like a slug but not as nice and about the size of a small cat. As I examined this discharge of Satan. I realized they were Horrid. They seemed to thrive off spitting a Acidic-Saliva at the neighbor wildlife. There bullies I thought "I must clean these mud Puppies" By clean I mean make suffer! But I would need friends. So I looked for any kind of Social beings in the forest I couldn't go to the Zeekchee because they would kill me on sight. I had beaten one of there prized models. Zeekchee are proud charismatic birds. I don't why there considered a bird, they look more like a fish. Wait? They are! Ohhh.. It's probably the Theta Bark I ate. I say odd things when I smoke Theta Bark. Thats the one thing I like about the Mud Puppies the hawk there acidic-saliva on a special plant called "Nossic Tree" It's a Bonzai tree it stands about seven inches off the ground when fully matured. After the mud Puppies have spit there bile saliva it changes the plant to a "Azika bush" Azika bushes are rich in "Theta" Theta is Mild Hallucinogenic When smoked..But when eaten is a euphoric sedative. Anyway what am I talking about I shan't kill off these rare mud puppies because I am clearly addicted to there Theta bark! I will then gather as much Theta as I can and sell it to the closest town. I cannot plant any of these Azika Bushes because only mud puppies can cultivate the plant. But I could make a fortune off this theta bark! I would eventually be hated by the Mud puppies. But i don't need them as an ally. I must make many contacts out side this forest. TOO BE CONTINUED

Written By Calvin Meeds